There are about 5 different conversations going on in here at once right now and it's making it very difficult to eavesdrop, I mean concentrate on my work.
Why does it have to be roughly -20 degrees in this office?? Florida's obsession with subzero AC borders on the absurd.
Oh no, it's the same guy that is always working here when I come to get my raspberry iced coffee. He's going to think I'm weird and/or have a problem because I come at least 3 times a week and I always order the exact same thing.
You know, it's a little bit sad how many times I can talk myself in and out of buying a $20 shirt.
Is it time for coffee yet?
I really should not eat this cake. I don't need cake. Okay, maybe just one bite, or two. Okay, stop now. STOP. Okay it's gone.
I hope they don't find out someday that Stevia is worse for you than all of the other artificial sweeteners combined and will kill you because I sure am consuming a lot of it these days.
They really need to invent a way for me to be able to watch all the football games I want without having to pay for cable. I mean really people, Monday Night Football on ESPN? What is happening to the world???
Ooohhh, I should really try that contouring thing on my face, she looks so flawless! Ok, wait, that's a lot of work. Ok, that would take me at least 2 hours. Yeah, I don't even wear foundation, so....
Let's try a smoky eye! I can do that! Ok, now I look like Ozzy Osbourne. I'm done.