Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Random thoughts

There are about 5 different conversations going on in here at once right now and it's making it very difficult to eavesdrop, I mean concentrate on my work.

Why does it have to be roughly -20 degrees in this office?? Florida's obsession with subzero AC borders on the absurd.

Oh no, it's the same guy that is always working here when I come to get my raspberry iced coffee. He's going to think I'm weird and/or have a problem because I come at least 3 times a week and I always order the exact same thing.

You know, it's a little bit sad how many times I can talk myself in and out of buying a $20 shirt.

Is it time for coffee yet?

I really should not eat this cake. I don't need cake. Okay, maybe just one bite, or two. Okay, stop now. STOP. Okay it's gone.

I hope they don't find out someday that Stevia is worse for you than all of the other artificial sweeteners combined and will kill you because I sure am consuming a lot of it these days.

They really need to invent a way for me to be able to watch all the football games I want without having to pay for cable. I mean really people, Monday Night Football on ESPN? What is happening to the world???

Ooohhh, I should really try that contouring thing on my face, she looks so flawless! Ok, wait, that's a lot of work. Ok, that would take me at least 2 hours. Yeah, I don't even wear foundation, so....

Let's try a smoky eye! I can do that! Ok, now I look like Ozzy Osbourne. I'm done.


  1. You are too funny!!! I'm the same way about talking myself out of buying just about anything!!

  2. I talk myself out of buying stuff all the time. Serious problems.

    I try to contour but I am not very good at it. Oops!

  3. hahaha, I like the I need coffee comment :)!

  4. HAHAHAHA on the smoky eye! I wind up looking like Alice Cooper when I'm done.

    I have these random conversations with myself all the time. You're not alone :)

  5. i do almost all of these. hahaha 'okay its gone' yep oops.

  6. I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one who's brain has 10 internal conversations at all times as well!

  7. haha this is a totally fun post, I have all these random thoughts too. I really want to try that contour business though. And why the eff do they keep offices so damn cold, mine is an ice box in the morning and I hate it!


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