I keep putting my bread in the toaster at work without checking the settings and having it pop out like 5 seconds later having been barely toasted, and that's when I realize someone has left the setting on "1". Who is the person who keeps doing this?? And why don't they believe in really toasting your bread? Do they actually like slightly warm, slightly crunchy, but still really blonde bread? Or are they just in that much of a hurry?
I always kind of forget I have shins until I go running, and then for the next two or three days I'm like, "Oh hi shins. There you are." #ouch
I feel like I'm at a point in my fitness goals where the desire to be a certain size is competing, and mostly losing, to my desire to eat all of the things. Since I don't have much left to lose to be at my goal weight, it's always like "Psshhhh, I can lose that next month. Pass the cheese fries, please!" I guess I'm trying to figure out what a realistic weight is for me, you know? And by realistic I mean one that I can maintain while exercising a realistic amount and eating mostly healthy with some ice cream and cheeseburgers mixed in, because really what's the point if you can't eat ice cream and cheeseburgers?
Then I remember that I will probably be wearing a swimsuit in a couple of months or less, and I go hmmm, maybe not on the pint of Ben and Jerry's.
Speaking of Ben and Jerry's, why did Jimmy Fallon do this to me?? He announces his new ice cream flavor and I get all excited and then I go to look for it in the store and it's nowhere to be found! I mean, how long is it going to take before it's available in our stores? Has anyone had a chance to try it yet? #tragic
Where are you, my love? |
Remember how I took almost a month long break from Facebook and I didn't really miss it? Well, I've only been back at it for about a month and I'm already kinda over it again. So I might be taking another month long break and then just seeing how I feel after that.
So this happened on Monday:
IDK why I look so angry in these pictures. |
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Look at your hair - super cute!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think the whole world is kinda getting over Facebook :)
I did a 5k this weekend & my shins have been screaming every since!
Love your hair!!! You look so cute with it short!! And younger!! Not that you looked old or anything before either. :) And yes, cauliflower does not equal chicken nuggets!
ReplyDeleteI have not been able to find the Jimmy Fallon ice cream either, and it's driving me crazy since it sounds sooooo delicious and I must try it!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh I'm loving your new hair cut - it looks amazing on you!! I will forever struggle with wanting cheese fries and wanting to look good in a bathing suit lol! xo, Biana - BlovedBoston
ReplyDeleteHahahaha I always get hung up with the misspelled line under Pinterest too! hello, it's definitely a word computer!! Also I love the short hair. I agree it always feels healthier and bouncier! It looks really cute on you!
ReplyDeleteYour haircut is so cute!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Jimmy Fallon is borderline evil for that ice cream. Fortunately, I can't find it in my grocery store but knowing that it's out there somewhere makes me want to drive around looking for it.
Yes to so many of these! Pinterest, all the time (looking at it now with that red squiggly line). There needs to be a happy medium with the toast option. It can't be too light or too over done. So over facebook. The things people share on there are more annoying than interesting or entertaining. We do not need to see that picture or know that disturbing fact about you ;) Your hair looks great! Neither of us have ever been that brave to go that short but you definitely pull it off well! Winks and Eyerolls
ReplyDeleteI NEVER KNOW WHAT FACE TO MAKE IN HAIRCUT SELFIES. so I feel you. I love the short hair! also, apparently selfies isn't a word. I like to add things to the dictionary when I know I spelled them right but spellcheck disagrees. (for example. Kasey. spellcheck is always "don't you mean 'Casey' " NO. NO I DON'T!)
ReplyDeleteI mean if selfie can be made into a real word then why can't pinterest?
ReplyDeleteThat hair cut is adorable. I took time off of Facebook last year and I still haven't re-activated it. I keep telling myself I will and then I realize I still don't want the drama.
ReplyDeleteThank you! I'm so glad I finally chopped it off, it was much needed! :)
DeleteSeriously, drama and strangers arguing with each other seems to be the only thing FB is good for anymore! :D
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love the cut! looks great :)
ReplyDeletethis might be one of the funniest posts i've read in awhile. i completely agree with it all <3
ReplyDeleteI constantly battle with wanting a cheeseburger and fries! And no matter how many healthy habits I change out...I will never eat cauliflower. I have tried over and over again to like it....I really just hate it. I would rather eat nothing. Haha!
ReplyDeleteSuper cute hair cut lady!!
I do that EVERY time I type Pinterest. It is awful. You'd think we'd be used to it by now! haha Also, who leaves the toaster on "1"? Great post! :)
ReplyDeleteI want to meet the person who thinks that cauliflower dipped in BBQ sauce tastes just like chicken nuggets... no comparison at all! Loving your haircut!!
ReplyDeleteHaha that pinterest pic cracked me up. Whenever I find something on Pinterest and then go spend tons of money on it, I think "I could have just purchased this. Professionally done." LOL!
ReplyDeleteI am so upset about that Jimmy Fallon ice cream. First it's like the most perfect ice cream to exist (everything I want in ice cream in one sinfully delicious pint) but then he teases me and I can't find it. Every time I go to the grocery store I look and am always walking away disappointed. C'mon Jimmy!
ReplyDeleteI love love your confessions!
ReplyDeleteMy confession: I live in NYC and I haven't tried the Jimmy Fallon ice cream yet. I don't keep ice cream at home - no will power to resist. The next time I have a dinner or something to attend, I'll look for it so I can eat a serving and walk away.
PS. That's a really funny description of the untoasted toast.
ReplyDeleteI love how much volume you have with the new short haircut! I'm with you--my hair performs way better when it's short than when it's long.
ReplyDeleteLuckily the town I work in has a Ben and Jerry's store, and I'm going to pick some up tonight! I love the hair, and totally agree! I just cut off 15" to donate, and my head literally feels so much lighter!
ReplyDeletehahah I love the angry face lol. The cut looks really cute! BTW 1 should not even be on the toaster. No one should toast their bread on 1!!
ReplyDeleteThis post made me laugh so much, because I can totally empathize! I am totally in the same place with my fitness battle...I'm trying to maintain a healthy BMI because my hubby and I are trying to have a baby, but I'm such a foodie, all I want to do is eat! And Jimmy's ice cream is AMAZING. My hubby special ordered it at work and brought home a couple pints - it's a new fave for sure. Oh, and your hair looks adorbs! Thanks for linking up with us at Hump Day Happenings!! Hope to see you next week!
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